Just a little annoying :)

Last Friday was the first time I went pub hopping, got super sloshed (over 3 glasses of wine and a margarita) and stepped into that fuzzy Β world of happy giggling-over-nothing and stupid non-stop-talking. But, know what? In spite of the madness, I was perfectly conscious of what I was talking or doing..err.just that I wasn’t able to stop. H saved himself for the drive back, as soon as he saw me going overboard. (I am proud of you my dear :))

Anyway, When we finally made it home at 3 AM next day, I remember H walking me back to the house totally ignoring my clever suggestions to spend the night in the car because it was warm there..and walking to the house was cold. πŸ˜€

It took only a couple of minutes inside the house when I realized the fuzzy happiness was all churning inside and demanded to come out immediately. I made a quick run to the bathroom to let it all out into the sink ( Yuckk! That one was a first time too..not really proud of it). Reality had still not hit but I couldn’t stand the mess and started cleaning up. Though H tried, he wasn’t able to lure me to go and sleep! I crashed only when I had done my cleaning job as best as I could in that drunken state πŸ˜›

That much of a prelude to come to this point – Waking up to an unclean sink in the morning is not my only pet peeve. There is quite a list. Take a look πŸ˜€

– Have to be reading something as I do my ‘long business’ in the restroom. If nothing, I should read at least the labels and ingredients on the shampoo bottle lying nearby.

– Need to have the bathtub absolutely free of any hair residuals. I will end up taking shower with closed eyes if its not my house and I can’t clean that tub.

– It is absolutely necessary that I delete any spam message on my personal email accounts as soon as I see it, that instant. Ditto with the server notification emails on my office account.

– Sleep on the right side of the bed always. H can crib or cry, he is not having that side. Sorry honey!

– The bedroom door has to closed when I go to bed. Doesn’t matter if its only me and H in the whole house and the front door is locked.

– Once you step out of the house, coming back to get anything forgotten, brings bad luck. So, sit down, at least for a microsecond before going out again. Amma used to say that and follow sincerely. I find that reasoning funny, but can’t stop doing it anyways!

– Unless there are any kids playing and dragging things around, the living room should have every single piece of furniture in its allotted place. If H needs to get me all worked up, he just needs to shift the chairs a little or move the table a bit out of angle..and watch the fun.

– Kitchen needs to be totally under my control, when I cook. You take over and do the full job if you like. But, please don’t offer help. I might not sound exactly polite when I say “Stop! I’ll manage on my own. Thanks.”

– All doors on the kitchen cabinet need to remain closed while not in use. Leaving them partially open, for any reason, just won’t do at all.

– Pray for at least a few minutes everyday and make sure that includes wishing for happiness and peace for everyone in the world. God might otherwise assume I am really selfish to ask favors for me and my people only no?

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Your turn now. Leave a comment or take this up as a tag. Tell me your list of pet peeves. πŸ™‚

Oh, come on now, everyone has some of it right?…..right? Β  Β 

* looks worried when there’s no answer *

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12 Responses to Just a little annoying :)

  1. SIG says:

    Loved it. So much on this list is so exactly the same for me, it was a bit freaky.

    But it does alert me to something totally different. If you’re “trying”, make sure you flush out all that alcohol out of your system by the time you’re ovulating. Lots of water. And drink / eat yogurt when you come home from a night of drinking. Totally keeps the hangover at bay and settles the system.
    ——————-
    Me : Same for you? We can become pals right away then, just the way you said it πŸ™‚

    On the other note, we have put off trying again for some time – until I feel perfectly ready physically and emotionally again. Hearty Thanks! for the caring advice though.

  2. Dee says:

    LOL… ur crazy!!

    But then, who said I was sane.. Maybe I will do it tonight πŸ™‚
    ———————–
    Me: Hehe, yeah, we are one crazy lot I say πŸ˜‰
    When you said “I’ll do it tonight”, I thought you meant the pub hopping..for some reason. Stupid me πŸ˜›
    You did the tag and I LOVED it!

    • Dee says:

      Babe.. I am so allergic to alchohol.. The DH has been tryin to get me drunk from the past 14 yrs, I never have..

      Now I am soo curious to get drunk!!

  3. DewdropDream says:

    Hahaha… of course everyone does!

    Your getting sloshed story sounds very similar to mine… except I took care to puke without messing the bathroom up πŸ˜€ Never gotten that drunk again though…

    Might do this as a tag… although I crib so much that possibly I should just link up old posts πŸ˜›
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    Me: Puke without messing? Ah, you are way more level headed than me in that state obviously πŸ˜€
    Haha! No linking.. do it, do it! πŸ™‚

  4. Gnightgirl says:

    Ugh, big weekend coming up, thanks for the “don’t drink too much” reminder. I hate throwing up, and the last time I did, from drinking was about 12 years ago, and I burst a blood vessel in my eye, and ended up walking around having to explain to everyone why the white of my eye was nasty red, for about a week. My punishment!

    My peeves: All remaining eggs must be balanced in the carton. If there are 6, 2 on each end, and 2 in the middle, but the 2 in the middle must sit in separate columns, so that when I grab the carton, it will not tip one way or another.

    I laughed at reading the shampoo bottles; I do that too, when times are desperate!
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    Me: The red eyes does sound nasty, but do have fun on the long weekend anyways. You’ll know when to stop πŸ™‚
    Your peeve sent me into a fit of giggles..hehehe.

  5. Ersa says:

    This was all fun to read…I’m totally like what you said in the kitchen. I need my space and don’t like it when someone else offers to help… πŸ™‚
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    Me: Hey Ersa, isn’t that right? Annoys to have others move about and disrupt the flow of tasks in the kitchen. We are same there! πŸ™‚

  6. I have never gotten sloshed for some reason…and it is not because of not trying! No alcohol induced puke ever!

    That does not mean I am not drunk, I giggle and tell stupid jokes and then promptly curl up and fall asleep.
    ————–
    Me: Hi there and welcome πŸ™‚

    Never got sloshed in spite of trying? Girl, you are something! Any good tips for ‘normals’ like us? πŸ™‚

  7. Stone says:

    This is THE ‘AWESOMEst’ list, I follow almost 99% of it.
    I’m happy to find other normal people in this otherwise weird world πŸ™‚
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    Me: ‘Awesomest’, Really?? That word actually lifted me up a little above the ground !
    Oh, yes..we are THE normal people around here, maybe with a nice shot of crazy thrown in πŸ˜€

    BTW, very nice having you here. Welcome haiji.

  8. Silvara says:

    Ooooh I follow the closing the bedroom door thing. I do that too…makes me feel safe lol πŸ™‚

    And I err…prefer to read stuff too when I’m…errr…in the bathroom lol. I get bored lol.

  9. Anu says:

    hey, many of that sounds just like me!!
    I hate having hair residues in the bathroom, always have to sleep on the side of the bed which is away from the wall, can’t stand stuff being out of place in the house and in the kitchen and have to include everyone in my nightly prayers! πŸ˜€

  10. DewdropDream says:

    I demand to see a new post. Pretty please?! πŸ˜€
    ————–
    Me: Aap boley aur hum na karey? * You ask and I don’t do?*
    ( Thanks to that forward I received today..hehehe)

  11. LOL!

    I can’t believe it! Except for point number one on reading in the loo… I share all ( can you believe it… all!) of your pet peeves… You are like a long lost twin! πŸ˜€

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