Ahem..

I know her from kindergarten. We went to the same school and then the same pre-university college. We were friends, not thick buddies, not great pals..just friends.
Tall, beautiful, athletic, talented – She was all this bundled up in a strong charming persona everyone seemed to admire. I did too, but not in the same light. I secretly envied her for all she was. Not that I was lesser, but just because I could not be her!
We parted ways soon after college and went on with our lives. I lost touch with  her, as with many from school until we bumped each other on a networking site  sometime back. She was married and was living a good life. I went through her  pictures and realized that I don’t feel the envious pangs anymore…but it had not died down either.
Yesterday, finally, the jealousy died. Just like that, it went away. It is since been replaced by a smug smirk 😉
Want to know how?
Out of the blue, she pinged me on chat yesterday. I was surprised since that was least expected. We were neither close enough or bothered to check on each other by any means, anytime before that.
She started with a casual ‘Hi, Are you there?’ and I responded. It was all normal conversation for a few minutes. But, what followed later, totally took me aback! While I am still shaking my head in disbelief, the chat log tells me it did really happen.
Here are the excerpts from the chat for you. You will know why I am holding back a chuckle and smiling a vicious smile now.
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She: Ok..going to sleep now
Me: Ok, Good night, Sleep tight and may the bed bugs not bite. Nice catching up  with you today. 🙂
She: You are making Me hot 😉
Me: haha!!  😀   * ‘hehe..what??*
She: But Me alone na
Me: oh..why so? where’s hubby?
She: 😦 He is out. So how about you?
Me: Its 12 noon on Monday and am at office now..
She: You in mood?
Me: * Gulp.What’s wrong with her?*  Not really , especially when you are in office  working on some boring stuff. But, looks like you are! Time to call up your guy, I  guess. 😀
She: Will call him later. Do u know what dress I am in?
Me: * My tubelight brain just lighted up!*  Hey, one question..
She: Yes
Me: You been drinking?
She: No..yes..I mean not yet. Why?
Me: You sound different than I used to know..
She: Oh, its all because of …….the mood 😉
Me: Ok, I get it  *time to run away!*
She: what did you get?
Me: Chalo, will get back to working now, you get some sleep or maybe talk to your  guy.Take care, bye now
She: mmm..so you are going??
Me: Sorry, am in office and got loads of things to finish. Monday today na 😦  * You better end it here miss or be prepared to be shit embarrassed tomorrow when you are sober *
She: Yes, Monday night for me…Ok, I had some wine.. nothing to hide..makes me feel gooooood.You know, I am just in my bra and panty.
Me: * OMG! Help!*  Wine is fine, I have it occasionally too. But I think u have had too much of it ..go sleep now, ok? I have gottu get back to work, really.
She: I didn’t know when to stop drinking..but, it’s really made me hot 😉
Me: * Uff!! You really need help girl * Hmm.I think you should drink only when  there are friends or people with you girl….getting drunk alone like this is not fun.
She: I was with my colleagues…As soon as I got home I removed all my clothes except bra and panty you know?
Me: * Gosh, this is getting freaky! * Hmm.. Take a nice shower then.
She: I feel so horny, not sure why..
Me: All the wine you had is acting up. Go take a shower and drink lots of  water..will make you feel better. * Phew! I am tired trying to put some sense here  *
She: Hmm..I am going to be on bed for some time and enjoy, ok 😉
Me: Go ahead, but I need to leave now. Bye * Run for your life! *
She: ok..catch u later..Good night
Me: ..
She: Tell na Good night 😉
———————————————–
Not sure if she even remembered this chat when she woke up next day.
I have two options:
Leave her a line asking to check her chat log and imagine her going red with embarrassment.
OR
Act all zen by pretending nothing ever happened and move on.
The bad jealous part of me votes for the former, while the angelic halo part of me chooses the latter.
What do you say?

I know her from kindergarten. We went to the same school and then the same pre-university college. We were friends, not thick buddies, not great pals..just friends.

Tall, beautiful, athletic, talented – She was all this bundled up in a strong charming persona everyone seemed to admire. I did too, but not in the same light. I secretly envied her for all she was. Not that I was lesser, but just because I could not be her!

We parted ways soon after college and went on with our lives. I lost touch with  her, as with many from school until we bumped each other on a networking site  sometime back. She was married and was living a good life. I went through her  pictures and realized that I don’t feel the envious pangs anymore…but it had not died down either.

Yesterday, finally, the jealousy died. Just like that, it went away. It has since been replaced by a smug smirk 😉

Want to know how?

Out of the blue, she pinged me on chat yesterday. I was surprised since that was least expected. Not just because it was late at night in India. We were neither close enough nor bothered to check on each other by any means, anytime before that.

She started with a casual ‘Hi, Are you there?’ and I responded. It was all normal conversation for a few minutes. But, what followed later, totally took me aback! While I am still shaking my head in disbelief, the chat log tells me it did really happen.

Here are the excerpts from the chat for you. You will know why I am holding back a chuckle and smiling a vicious smile now.

———————————————–

She: Ok..going to sleep now

Me: Ok, Good night, Sleep tight and may the bed bugs not bite. Nice catching up  with you today. 🙂

She: You are making Me hot 😉

Me: haha!!  😀   * ‘hehe..what??*

She: But me alone na

Me: oh..why so? where’s hubby?

She: 😦 He is out. So how about you?

Me: Its 12 noon on Monday and am at office now..

She: You in mood?

Me: * Gulp.What’s wrong with her?* Not really , especially when you are in office  working on some boring stuff. But, looks like you are! Time to call up your guy, I  guess. 😀

She: Will call him later. Do u know what dress I am in?

Me: * My tubelight brain just lighted up!* Hey, one question..

She: Yes

Me: You been drinking?

She: No..yes..I mean not yet. Why?

Me: You sound different than I used to know..

She: Oh, its all because of …….the mood 😉

Me: Ok, I get it  *time to run away!*

She: what did you get?

Me: Chalo, will get back to working now, you get some sleep or maybe talk to your  guy.Take care, bye now

She: mmm..so you are going??

Me: Sorry, am in office and got loads of things to finish. Monday today na 😦    * You better end it here miss or be prepared to be shit embarrassed tomorrow when you are sober *

She: Yes, Monday night for me…Ok, I had some wine.. nothing to hide..makes me feel gooooood.You know, I am just in my bra and panty.

Me: * OMG! Help!* Wine is fine, I have it occasionally too. But I think you have had too much of it ..go sleep now, ok? I have gottu get back to work, really.

She: I didn’t know when to stop drinking..but, it’s really made me hot 😉

Me: * Uff!! You really need help girl * Hmm.I think you should drink only when  there are friends or people with you girl….getting drunk alone like this is not fun.

She: I was with my colleagues…As soon as I got home I removed all my clothes except bra and panty you know?

Me: * Gosh, this is getting freaky! * Hmm.. Take a nice shower then.

She: I feel so horny, not sure why..

Me: All the wine you had is acting up. Go take a shower and drink lots of  water..will make you feel better. * Phew! I am tired trying to put some sense here  *

She: Hmm..I am going to be on bed for some time and enjoy, ok 😉

Me: Go ahead, but I need to leave now. Bye  * Run for your life! *

She: ok..catch you later..Good night

Me: ..

She: Tell na.. Good night 😉

———————————————–

Not sure if she even remembered this chat when she woke up next day.

I have two options:

Leave her a line asking to check her chat log and imagine her going red with embarrassment.

OR

Act all zen by pretending nothing ever happened and move on.

The bad jealous part of me votes for the former, while the angelic halo part of me chooses the latter.

What do you say? 🙂

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16 Responses to Ahem..

  1. Appu says:

    oh wow! I know if this happened to me, I would be rubbing my hands in glee 🙂 But you’re way nicer and I’m sure won’t mention anything to her. But maybe just a hint..? a teeny weeny one..?
    —————
    Me: No, no Appu, don’t misunderstand me to be nicer 😀 Am rubbing my hands in glee too and planning to let her know .. let’s see how that goes!

  2. sraikh says:

    OH my god.. Who does that? I she was dead drunk, she wouldnt have been able to type that well. WOW..
    Can you do another late night chat and report back?
    ——————
    Me: I Know, Very hard to believe!
    About the typing well part , I should have mentioned that I edited the chat to hide the names and correct spellings. She was still not very bad with typing though.
    Another chat session..hehe..thanks, but no thanks

  3. La Vida Loca says:

    Let her know! LET HER KNOW!!
    Or maybe she has a crush on you?!
    —————
    Me: You know LVL..never thought of it that way until you mentioned. Now am more freaked out 😛
    Yeah, have decided to let her know. Will keep updated

  4. Anu says:

    OMG!!
    Considering that she was pinging you out of the blue, either she was heavily drunk or she’s got a HUGE crush on you! 😀
    Eeks! I can imagine how embarassing it must’ve been for you!!
    I think you should let it pass for now and may be wait for an opportune moment to mention it 😀
    ——————
    Me: Never thought she could have a crush on me..hmm..but she did mention in the beginning that my profile pic looks awesome and such.
    Scary thought that! Was planning on staying quiet but based on majority votes here ( plus my nagging bad mind), am going to let her know 😀

  5. Dee says:

    LOL..

    I saw ur comment on my blog before I came here, so sorry abt bossing over u.. 🙂

    Has it ever occurred to u, that she is all into u?? Not the wine but just you 😀
    —————-
    Me: Yeah, saw your comment response..and I surely don’t mind the occasional kick on the butt to get up and write something 🙂
    Never occured to me that she is into me Dee..now that some of you have mentioned..am thinking..yikes!

  6. BlueMist says:

    ROFL yet scary !! 😯

    May you need to give her another chance when she is nt drunk and fully dressed 😉
    ————-
    Me: Haha!! Well said..but am going with the majority votes and my nagging mind ..am letting her know ..though politely

  7. Childwoman says:

    hahhahaaa…my vote is you go and tell her about the chat…and come right back here..and tell us all about it! 😀
    —————
    Me: Yes Ma’m. Planning to do just that 😀

  8. Ersa says:

    rofl…tell her about it…i wanna know how she reacts :-P…just curious, you see 😉
    ————
    Me: Hehehe..am curious too! Am telling her..let’s see how that goes.

  9. Stone says:

    One word comes to my mind……..’San Francisco…….San Francisco…….San Francisco…….” 🙂 🙂
    —————
    Me: Ayyo! For which am telling “No!…No!..No! Not me!” 😉

  10. chandni says:

    rofl!

    U must tell her. For all u know she actually doesn’t remember. So she should know na! And u can snigger along for some fun of ur own 😉
    ————–
    Me: Have decided to do just that Chandu..very curious to know how she will react, if at all! 😀

  11. tearsndreams says:

    Am I the first one to suggest that it could have been her creepy pervert husband hitting on u pretending to be her 🙂
    Gay or not, its hard for me to imagine someone behave this way, write with no typos when they are drunk!
    Nah! You got to do some digging here and come back posting the follow up chat session.
    —————
    Me: Arey yaar, the hubby’s first reaction to this story was exactly what you said!
    It might be her husband or anyone else who hacked into the account. But, her facebook account next day had a status which said “went out of control yesterday” which confirmed it was her. Moreover, she is much of a party girl type who can be suspected to do things like this..you get what I mean?

    About the typing, I edited the content for spelling before posting here. Should have mentioned that. Still, she wasn’t all that bad with spellings though!

  12. Never Mind says:

    Tell her, tell her, tell her! And let us know what happened.
    ————–
    Me: Told her! Will put up the updates soon 😀

  13. Enchanted says:

    So when are u planning to tell her?? Cant wait to read about it 😉
    ————–
    Me: Told her already! Will post an update soon..watch out for this space 😉

  14. Average Jane says:

    Hi! First time here. Came over from Dee. And this is a very LOL inducing first post to read. 😀 Did you find out more?
    ————-
    Me: Hi there, welcome 🙂
    Yes yes, I did..will update soon 😀

  15. Miss M says:

    LOL!!

    This really happened?! Oh my god, this is like the height of embarassment. For that friend of yours ofcourse!

    Did you find out what actually was going on with her?

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