Few recent conversations ..effectuating different emotions and standing out for that exact reason.
What? That’s all?! moment
He comes back from an evening out with a buddy.
Me: Hey Hon, how was the evening?
Him: Good. You know, Pb told me it is second marriage for Lm ( his wife).
Me: What? Lm has been married before?! We know them for years, never had a clue. Anyway, what happened with her first marriage?
Him: I don’t know.
Me: I mean, did she divorce her first husband or ..lost him?
Him: I don’t know.
Me: What do you mean I don’t know?
Him: He said it’s his wife’s second marriage ..
Me: ..and ..?
Him: And I said, ‘Oh, ok’
Me: “Oh, ok”? That’s it?
Ayyo, think before you talk! moment
A group of us, office friends talking during a office party
Guy1 : You know, something funny happened last evening.
Me: What happened?
Guy1: I went to the restroom in a restaurant and finished my business..
Guy1: Came out and was washing hands when a lady entered. She muttered an embarrassed “sorry” and I calmly said “Oh, that’s ok”.
Girl2: Wrong restroom case..
Guy1: I walked out and then saw her standing right there looking at me and the sign outside quite annoyed.
Guy1: It said “Ladies” and I was walking out of it !
All : Bwahahaha..so, much for the ‘sorry’ and ‘its okay’ !!
Girl2: But..but, how couldn’t you know it was a ladies restroom when you entered?
Me: Sometimes they all look the same inside
Girl2: No, but ladies restroom smells different than mens no?
[ After all of us groaned in disgust, she pathetically explained that she meant the candles and potpourri setup in restrooms are different. ]
LOL! How pathetic is that?!! moment
Preparations are on for a beloved cousin, PP’s surprise baby shower. It is her second baby and the first one, Ly is 2 year old. Everything is set, except for the cake. I ping the husband on chat.
Me: Hey, I ordered the cake – Tres leches strawberry 🙂
Me: They asked me for the wordings to write on the cake. You have any suggestions?
Him: Mmmm…let me think
Me: Okay, give me something witty or funny.
Him: Got it!
Me: Wow, that was quick. Tell me
Him: Ask them to write this on the cake: “Ly says – Mom..mom, give me a baby to play. PP replies – Here you go!”
Me: * RollingOnFloorLaughing * and unable to reply back .
[ No. We did not put that on the cake. Definitely not 😀 ]